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Nest Demotivational Poster

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive

HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?

SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!

Honesty -

TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power

ERNEST P. WORRELL - Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."

1950'S VALUES -

TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


TAGS: earnest
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by nate5336

Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:37 am
Or worse: cloned!
Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 9:01 pm
Vern has reproduced? ****
calvin5040 - December 2, 2011, 10:35 am
who is this?
nate5336 - December 1, 2011, 10:50 pm
I know, and this is someone I went to school with!
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:42 pm

whoa...creepy. nice one

SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...

TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.

HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.


TAGS: ernest
Rating: 4.68/5

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HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!

HONESTY - It isn't always the best policy


TAGS: nasa nestle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motinet

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:39 am
h** chocolate! for about 1/1000 of a second and then----- ICE CREAM!!!!!! 5L!
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:02 am
Ah, cocoa. Good'n
Greeny - September 28, 2015, 7:35 pm
Don't forget the powdered milk.
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 7:03 pm
HAHA! Good one! 5.


TAGS: aprchallenge kool aid jonestown
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mongo - April 29, 2010, 11:24 am


TAGS: as honest as it gets
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Very subtle and tasteful for you sick. 5l because you never cease to amaze.
culos - February 3, 2010, 8:37 am
If that was a BJ she'd be arrested for p***-action, Only a peanut would fit that fist. But I agree 5 Ligaments....
LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:34 am
What? No "invisible BJ" jokes? 5L anyway...

AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?



TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
Well Said



TAGS: falcon nesting humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 12:00 am

Even better, Steve. I looked at it again at 400x. The only place that looks a bit odd to me is the left front tire. Of course, if it's been in that tree for 4 or 5 decades...
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:35 pm
I think it's legit and in Australia. I've seen pics from other angles.
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 7:02 pm

My guess is it's shopped. Too good to pass up.
Iconoclast - August 12, 2013, 6:54 pm
Great picture. Ph**oshopped? If real, it must be an interesting story.

HONESTY - Might be the best policy But insanity is the best defence

TAGS: honesty insanity
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:21 am
I know... Abraham Lincoln is too XD rofl!
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:59 pm

truly a great mind


HONESTY - Not always the best policy...

Tough Love -

Finally -



TAGS: memes calendar jonestown bandwagon
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:14 pm

sure, I think it's safe. I do have some Gra** Kool-Aid for you to wash it down with.
conundrum - November 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
so i shouldn't take this pill Motinet sent me in the mail?


HONESTY - it's the best policy

TAGS: showgirls ugly greg honesty girl
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:29 am
The place IS in Las Vegas, at 3247 Industrial Road, and their website is at www.dejavu.com
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 10:55 pm
I want to know if the ugly ones are cheaper, or at least pro rated based on amount of ugly.
Nayyvee guy - August 17, 2008, 7:09 am
Any where there is a Deja Vu they have that sign... Seen one just like it in vegas.
Wired - June 25, 2008, 9:28 pm
I swear... it was Clinton!
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:50 pm
Was she one of the 50?
DonsFTW - May 27, 2008, 2:34 am
Heh, good preemptive Your Mom joke. I got a good chuckle from it.
dons - May 27, 2008, 1:28 am
this is a picture of a strip club in Lakewood, WA near Ft Lewis and McChord AFB. I grew up in the area, and it brings back some good memories. and no, my mom wasn't one of the 3!


SPACEDOG'S SHY BLADDER - is starting to become a bit of a problem

TAGS: honestly he s just fine at home
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wait a minute...is he saying I'm full of piss? BWAHHAHAHA!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:38 pm
5L! Beautiful!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:30 pm
LMAO! d*** public urinals. That's it. I'm gonna go try the fire hydrant. Thanks Airman, 5Ls.
Airman - April 9, 2010, 5:55 pm
I drew a little red line around his face
CANADA - April 9, 2010, 4:51 pm
lol, did you put a helmet on the dog?

HONESTY - I just crapped myself.

TAGS: honesty
Rating: 3.86/5

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TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm


TAGS: medication nest pills
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 12:56 am
Yep, you don't mess with Big Nurse.
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Because you're cuckoo. It's either that or a lobmotomy. Yes, I like Juicyfruit.

HONESTY - straight from a babes mouth

TAGS: honesty
Rating: 2.19/5

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Tyko - June 29, 2009, 5:23 pm
Straight from the pixelated mouth is more like it.


TAGS: sale baby shoe ernest hemingway
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - December 3, 2012, 10:14 am
I just see that the kid had some fun in the mud and piss of the animals of the land without worrying about his feet... so, everyone that is pessimistic... go step in some dog crap... 5L
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:33 am
On the optimist perspective, the baby refused to wear the shoes.
Rick69 - December 3, 2012, 8:18 am
Thanks fellas... As you can see, it's not my work... But it definitely pulled a heart string for me... So it's only fair I spread that feeling... : )
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 7:03 am
Ohhhh, at first I thought; Wow Ernie, great pick up line! OK, serious…good’n Rickie
Sho - December 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
5 baby coffins
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 8:21 pm
Well, I'm depre55ed.
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Ohhhh Slick that's soooo sad, 5L, but a very sad 5L.

Aspirations -

TAGS: honesty time effort goals realism
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:24 pm
The fa5t way to achievement!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 10:12 pm

Honesty & Integrity -

Angry Birds -

Freedom Defined -

DON'T judge -

Opinions -

AMERICA'S FINEST - Gee, thanks for making us look so good dork !

H•O•N•E•S•T•Y - is the best policy.

Nestlings -


TAGS: honest me and lilly just went for a walk
Rating: 3.14/5

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mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:42 am
i live in the prairies these days, We don't have any "mean streets" Just slightly agitated fields.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:40 am
Or Kitchener.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:39 am
As long as there is no exchange of currency, it's okay. Work for hire could be argued by a reasonably decent copyright lawyer, I think. Still not a realm I'd care to think about entering.
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:39 am
or Timmins maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:34 am
I just a**umed that you staged your own ph**os in your secret motifake laboratory. I'm guessing somewhere in a bunker below the mean streets of Toronto.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:32 am
Not to get all technico-legal-in-yer-facy but there's pretty much no copyright for anyone other than the good folks whose copyright rights we so brazenly violate by using their pics. Without an agreement in advance, admin can't a**ert copyright either.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:26 am
My understanding would be that under US copyright law, these posters are Motfake's property, once we've uploaded. Still, the prospect of a Non-Provincial Canadian Voting Bloc is frightening, to say the least.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:25 am
Yer a brave man, Voter No. 9. I shall bury you beneath the stately oak or maple of your choice. Peace.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:18 am
That's great, man. Thanks. The biggest complement anyone can pay on this site it that they downloaded someone's poster. We're all giving it away anyway, that's the beauty of it. Kinda punk, no? But I'm still a freakin' capitalist, you dig?
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:11 am
BTW Sean. last week at my poker game I ran a slideshow of your posters for my marks.... I mean friends and I may have attracted some new visitors to the site. You got a lot of laughs (from the ones who can read)..... i hope you don't mind.
mooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:07 am
Good one Haarakkon. This may sound strange Sean but I am part of the small percentage who get along with mom in law. she can make a mean sammich. On the other hand I think I might be in the will.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:04 am
Cement Sorels, mooo.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:02 am
Thanks mooooooooooooooo. But ah, I'm afraid your mother-in-law, being already undead and all, simply can't be, shall we say, rectified. Is there anyone else I could, like, transubstantiate. But I will need a recent ph**ograph.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:01 am
There are a limited number of posters on the site that are worth multiple 5s, this is one. There are many, many more that are worth multiple 1s. At any rate, I gave this its first vote, a 5.
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:00 am
I guess you could do away with this todd character. cement mukluks or whatnot.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:58 am
Ah c'mon Harr ... you mean to say there isn't anyone you need me to, shall we say, diversify his portfolio? A 5 and a recent ph**o of said offending soul's alls it's gonna cost ya.
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:56 am
That was my vote Sean (not so anonymous) And you earned it. without question.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:51 am
My Canadian ami, perhaps it is time to let go once you have let go of your child. I only wish to point out that you may be a little close, if you're actually tallying individual anonymous voters, non?
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:47 am
Thank you Voter No. 8. Your contribution to the cause will not go unrecognized. But I will need a current ph**o of the individual you wish me to, shall we say, "ameliorate".
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:08 am
Oh thanks alot, Voter No. 7 ... ya 4-votin' bastard. I'll find ya I will. Run ya over with my huskies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 12:20 am
I'm guessing HR must be the equivalant of Internal Affairs - no pun intended. Nice work.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:29 pm
This belongs on every H.R. wall.

MO AND NIK - Classy motifakers all the way!

TAGS: mo nik lovenest thanks from canada eh
Rating: 3.09/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 1:15 am
Standby for a PM in the next few days Aggy.
MO - September 26, 2009, 8:54 am
TTH!!!! FTW!!! See as far as I'm concerned this (you having a jacked computer) is just a "glitch in the system" So don't you be expecting any back rent! Oh well, we'll sort through this rubbish when you're back for good.....rubbish...trash heap..wow.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
LMAO.... noted.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 4:23 pm
Relax agy. I just gotta go buy cat litter. Bags and bags of cat litter. My gods are a poopy god.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:58 pm
Ambien and red wine apparently.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:55 pm
Not me!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:55 pm
So, MO tried to OD on Ambien? Is that what I'm reading?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:54 pm
Apparently Mo got into it with someone named "Jeffy" I don't know why he would argue with the little boy fron "The Family Circus" but that's his business....( who the f*** is Jeffy?)
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:52 pm
p*** - re: I hope she comes back
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:51 pm
Don't go, Sean! please! You're such a nice guy, I just hate to think that you're not above Timmys and critics. You can't be gone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:51 pm
My net kicked out for a second, That's why the double post(A pox on DSL providers)....Why am I a p***....wait did you find my chickenlovers website....I swear I was young and needed the money.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:50 pm
It's easier to not be irritated by simply not knowing what the argument du jour is.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:49 pm
I used to never miss anything..... just tired of the rants lately. It actually started with Mark and WTFO dominating the comment landscape for awhile. At which point, I gave up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
He explained it all further down this page, You really are to lazy to read back sometimes, Aren't you....XD
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
How DARE you talk to me like that in stereo, Mooooooooooooooooooo. That's it, I'm outta here!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:48 pm
You, mami!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Who you calling a p***? Ese.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Ok, so MO is back? Back later? Gone? WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
He didn't post that part Sean. Pm's should be kept private.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
These things happen. Unfortunate in this case (and only IMO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
He didn't post that part Sean. Pm's should be kept private.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:45 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
i hope she comes back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
For the first time ever I feel a little bad for arguing a point on the web . But TTH makes some very good points in the thread. We all take the risk of someone disagreeing with us here, You have to be a bit thick skinned. And not take things personal.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:42 pm
I once PM'd Mr. M and told him I was never leaving. He PM'd me back with, and I qoute: *sigh* So I guess what I'm sayin' is, what did Mr. M say to her?!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:42 pm
Yeah, not going to scroll through that one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:41 pm
It's all in the "just wanna clear things up" Thread.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:41 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Yeah she pm'd Mr M. and said she was leaving for good
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:12 pm
So you guys know Porcelina quit. I don't know what was the straw that broke the Camels back, but unlike Bria she just couldn't take the cracks, I guess. I wish she would come back so we could explain. Life is criticism might as well get used to it.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
Stick around you bastard we need funny these days!
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:51 pm
Ummmm, not sure about the box owner....some chick named....franzia?? Bleahhh
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:49 pm
Take it easy, MO.
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:48 pm
I'll get this all straight and thank you fakers for the support....smooches!! Ambien! Not enough notice, hooooo that's good ****.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Re you "too g**" inquiry: Who's box? And did the box-owner start life with a package instead of a box?
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
So yes aggy. Bunch of poor decisions on my part. I'm just aboot to load up the piggeroo and head to 6 flags. I should be all better by monday....ready to beat some timmy a**. The flack that wasn't worth the BS was from Jeffy. And rightly so...so..standby!
MO - August 1, 2009, 2:44 pm
So some splaining seems to be in order. I stayed up till 4;30 drinking red wine from a box. (that doesn't make me too g** right?) Got in a huge argument with Jeffy, and thought the best thing to do would be to cut out one of the addictions....
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 11:17 pm
Was this court-ordered, or simply a poor decision on MO's part?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 11:15 pm
Me as well, Why Mo? Why?
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 11:13 pm
I'm thoroughly confused here. Well, moreso than usual.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 10:40 pm
I'm sure there's something Nik can do to "persuade" him.
rerun - July 31, 2009, 9:17 pm

we can set up a forum subject for the Timmy abusing.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 9:13 pm
Oh, I think he would love to freely abuse a timmy, but abusing alcohol like that? That may be where your deal loses its luster.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 9:11 pm
I think what's most important here, is that you guys all realize it has nothing to do with you. He can handle the ribbing and dishes it out just as much. All hope is not lost though. He doesn't WANT to leave afterall.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
What if we convince President Obama to sit him and Timmy (whichever one) down for a beer? Would that work? How about we hold Timmy down and let him throw full cans of beer at his groin? Am I getting anywhere with this? MO is the only Puddle Pirate I like!
rerun - July 31, 2009, 9:05 pm

maybe he just needs an Ambian and a good nights rest.
Nik - July 31, 2009, 8:59 pm
I just wanna say for the record, that I wish MO would not leave the site. He enjoys you guys very much. I told him all this myself and I hope he changes his mind, but he seems to have his reasons, whatever they may be. Sorry guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Hey, Nik never said she was leaving.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:39 pm
If we're lucky Jalford will be #3.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 6:35 pm
MO you'll be missed! And Nik, I hardly knew ye...though I WAS looking forward to the couch poster...a bit too much maybe... Hope you stop by a LOT! We'll leave a light on for you! Dang...first we lose Cubby and now MO? Don't these things happen in threes?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 6:30 pm
Drop by any time you want, Mo. We'll leave the light on.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 6:29 pm
HankuNIK MOtata.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:28 pm
Shut up Woody. You no talent, drive by commenter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:27 pm
Even the flak from others...it's part of the fun....go if you have to but you will be sorely missed.
Woodywood03a - July 31, 2009, 6:26 pm
Bow down and kiss your a**es good bye.
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:26 pm
Moooooo It's not because of any flak i'm taking from yous guys. Good lord can I cofuse an issue. Oh well! Play nice......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:23 pm
And what aboot the Nik passed out on the couch poster?....It had so much potential.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 6:22 pm
Sorry you are stuck in this lease and have not given proper notice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:20 pm
taking hell for speaking your mind is part of the game. (i know as well as anyone). no one wants you to leave. so, please reconsider, we'll miss you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 6:14 pm
What the hell Mo?
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:11 pm
Don't think you boys saw the last few comments on this one. Just to clarify, I wasn't just saying goodbye for the night....I'll check on youz guys every now and then. Peace and chicken grease....MO
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 6:42 am
No..... NO! I forbid you to leave!! MO, GET. THE f***. BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN!
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:16 am
And Sean? You weird MoFo, you'll always look like Al Bundy to me. (least your avatar will) Ciao Fakers!!!
MO - July 31, 2009, 6:13 am
So, for all the hell i've caught for having a good time, I'd like to say; Ag, Moo, TTH, Bone, harrk? Thanks for a hell of a good time!! I'm done. Sining off. Audios. The good times aint worth the BS. Gotta move on to a more productive addiction. Smooches!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
TTH stays sober because the one time he drank with us he threw up. That and the bunny filled hour long drive home.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
For all his talk moooooooooo forgets that i cleaned house in the first game I went to. Of course with that much jamesons in them i doubt anybody would remember.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
Go there??? Neither of us do!!!! WEll, once I was pretty well beaten at poker, and couldn't cover my debts. (let that be a lesson, TTH)
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
eewwwwwwwww why do you and mooooooo always have to go THERE!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:50 pm
Still trying to figure out how I got back from Dublin so quickly.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:49 pm
Not my back door (in either sense of the word)
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
is that your back door aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
check the newest posters that's 113 empty Guinness kegs
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
Well then... let the games begin!
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
Are you kidding its only 1030 i was just saying goodnight to the lovebirds. Mooooooooooo should be on soon (I think he waits till his gf falls asleep)
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:25 pm
Have a good one, TTH
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:20 pm
night nik. night mo. night jon boy.
Nik - July 5, 2009, 11:07 pm
Good night guys. I'm off too. Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:56 pm
On my drive home from mooooo's last night i hit a wabbit with my pos car thats all
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:53 pm
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:49 pm
Always have to have the last word, don't you? Good Day!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:48 pm
No!! I said Good day!! GOOD DAY!!!!
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
I said 'Good day'!!!!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
Nite, cradle robber!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:45 pm
K I'm out! Off to bed! Good day!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
I was shooting pies at mooooo the blue cow...he was over your place and all.
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
With no offense to you, Trash...truthfully my car is a trash heap. What can I say?
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:41 pm
I kinda skimmed by the comments from the last round but don't think Nik has....I'm kinda "fuzzy" on the whole wabbit thing too.....
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hey MO...don't forget you pretty much brought up the whole 'kickin' thing. It's almost like an invitation...but like I said, I want no parts of it.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:40 pm
No clown ones mo
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:39 pm
You mean blue ones trash??
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
did you hit a wabbit nik?
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
The kickamos get cool shoes!
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:38 pm
Ok. Gotcha. My car's a wreck. You are FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
Whatch mean hope you get accepted? You the ONLY member!!! And I'm not fond of the sound of the kickamos....She'd be good at that to....nik kick and all.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:37 pm
And thanks Mr Motifake for being the shadowy figure in the background giving me a place to lose way more sleep than i can afford! We salute you Mr Motifake
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:36 pm
MO - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
You'd best start with the car hun...vrroooommmmmmmmmm
Nik - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
I really hope I get accepted into the Kissamo tribe. I really don't need the drama of the Kickamos.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
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